We will be working with a planning committee for this year’s kiltfest. If you are interested in helping out this year, contact Donkey or Nick. You should come to the meeting (yes, there will be alcohol).

Time and date TBD

Some things to know before attending
1 What does a Scotsman wear under his Kilt? Pride (or lipstick)
2 Why do Scotsman hump their sheep at the edge of cliffs? So the sheep push back.
3 A Scotsman walks in the house with a sheep under his arm and says: “You see honey, this is the pig I was telling you about.”
His wife responds: “You’re so drunk, you don’t know a sheep from a pig.”
The Scotsman replies: “Hush, I wasn’t talking to you.”
4. Scotland – where men are men and the sheep are nervous.
5. Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers.
6. Why are Scottish racehorses so fast? Because they see what gets done to the sheep
7. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep. The prosecutor asked the key witness what he saw:”Well, I was walkin’ along, and saw this sheep just’a eatin’ grass. And then this fella walks up from behind the sheep, real quiet-like. Then he raised his kilt, and pulled the sheep close.”
“And what happened after that?”
“Well,” said the witness, “they sorta shook for a couple of minutes. THEN, afterwards, the sheep turned around… an’ licked him!”
Just then one of the members of the jury leaned over to the jury member next to him and said, “You know… A good sheep’ll do that.”
8. What’s the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scotsman? The Stones once wrote “Hey you, get off of my cloud.” While a Scotsman once said: “Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe.”
9. A guided tour passed through a small country town in Scotland one of the passengers noticed a sheep tied to a lamppost on the corner in the main street.
“Oh that,” said the guide, “that’s the Recreation Center”

Footage from 2007.